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We understand the troubles in dispatching farm animals in their livery stables, and appreciate your efforts in coming up with strategies on how to simplify this process using your tool. However, we do not believe that using a Limo or traveling to Denver is the best way to deal with the issue of Livery Dispatching.
The use of a limo, while effective at dispatching the animal, leaves you will the issue of cleaning up a mess and can cause serious damage to both the limo and driver.
Also, though the trip to Denver for the Holidays would be a good distraction to the action of brutally slaughtering Farm animals using a vehicle that is usually used for taking High schoolers to Prom, it is not needed to carry out the task.
The timing feature of WordPress hooks is great, isn’t it? I mean, a simple callback is nice and all, but without the priority argument as a part of the whole hook system, how would I get the right timing?
Also, it is very nice to be able to choose how much work my callback wants, without having to rewrite entire sections of WordPress! Want to do a little work? Write a hook! BOOM! Want to do a lot of work? Write a lot of hooks! BOOM! Action and Filter ALL OF THE THINGS? It is up to you.
Surely this is a clean way to code. Remember, yesterday’s code is legacy code and legacy code is very dusty.
One of our greatest struggles is making sure that our steed is fully acquainted. Our steed has really bad memory and so we spend the first part of every day going around the office introducing ourselves. I’m like, “Could you maybe write something down.” It’s exhausting and definitely not helping our productivity.
As far as our steed’s comfort is concerned, I think we might be too accommodating. Everyone here works very hard and don’t see why a horse should get longer lunches then the rest of the team. Everytime I turn around he’s taking a nap. And don’t even get me started on the mess he leaves in the bathroom.
Anyway, thanks for commenting and your concern for our steed. I’ll let him know that you asked about him.
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That irks me too! Totally. Totes. Tots. To. T… Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say… what were we talking about?
Anyway, limiting side-effects while hitting a nail on the top can be tricky, stabilizing the whole left-right, right-left movement can be daunting and often requires a great deal of talent. Thank you for noticing 🙂
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Right. So. If you’re observant you may have noticed the dates for all this spam were back in January-ish. I filter through all this spam constantly, and some of it’s so funny it’s a shame to waste. So this idea occurred to me, but it’s been pretty low on the priority list. I hope you had as good a laugh reading it as we did writing it! If enough people get a kick out of it we’ll make this a monthly thing. Goodness knows we get enough of it! Have a great weekend and happy blogging!